Jesus, Mary, Joseph and Maury

I admit it. The above photo may be offensive to some people, but I’ve never backed away from controversy before so why start now? But when you really think about it, the photo’s accurate. The bible tells us that the conception of Jesus was immaculate, so therefore, Joseph wasn’t really the father. Every good christian already knows that. Maury would have had no problem convincing Mary and Joseph, but that’s more than I can say about some of the female guests who’ve been featured on the Maury Show.

Maury must have a full-time DNA professional on staff, because every other episode is about paternity tests. What amazes me is the mother featured has several men to choose from when trying to establish paternity. Has she had sex with so many men at the same time that she actually has no idea who her child’s father is? And does Maury really expect us to care? What does it matter to me which moron is the father of some slut’s baby? Maury…come on…give us something original  to watch here. You’ve overdone the “Who’s The Baby-Daddy” scenerio by now. If I cared enough to speculate on who’s the father of who’s children I would only need to look around my own town.