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Great Sense of Humor – Casket Review

As a book and product reviewer I have to say how much I truly appreciate a well-thought out review. Reviews allow consumers to make sensible decisions when deciding where and how to spend their hard-earned money. When a friend sent me this review I knew I had to share it. Judging from the amount of positive votes it has gotten in just a short amount of time I can see I’m not the only one who thought this was pretty darn funny. I hope no one gets offended – please read it in the spirit it was intended 😀

Funny Amazon Casket Review

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10 ways to tell if you are turning into a depressed Atlantic Puffin…

Thought Scratchings

1)      You are persistently sad, anxious and feel empty inside. Invisible even – this, despite noticing that your nose turns a brilliant orange when thinking about sex.

2)      You find yourself taking long baths and, during these baths, you push the water away from you so the water comes back in small waves. Despite sitting in small waves of your own making, you feel hopeless and pessimistic.

3)      You visit the local swimming pool, and discover you can fly like a bird underwater. This should be amazing. Or at least petrifying. Instead you feel guilty and worthless. You take a hot shower for an hour afterwards, and later consider cutting yourself with a sharp blade, to feel something again.

4)      You have a loss of interest and pleasure in hobbies you once enjoyed, like sex. Instead of masturbating to online porn, you find yourself pecking small herrings out of your…

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